If the guys from Wet Hot and my friend Kyle - do you still read this, Kyle? - teamed up to make YouTube videos, I would imagine that they'd be something like these videos starring Marty Chang, an advice guru who appears to be the physical embodiment of absurd stream of consciousness. My two favorites of his regard gardening and horoscopes, but there are a few others.

Anyway, a couple of days ago these videos had only a thousandish views; the numbers have skyrocketed over the past day and damn do these videos deserve your viewing.