I just finished Breakfast of Champions by the recently deceased Kurt Vonnegut. Amazing book. Very funny. It may be in my top 10 now. There are some very surreal moments where Vonnegut just tears down the 4th wall, killing anyone who dares to stand in its way. Anyway, if you're looking for something to read, look in the libraries for this book - or you could borrow my copy.
I was unaware of this, but apparently the propmaster for Leave it to Beaver had a great sense of humor.
iTunes status: 116 songs down, 1561 to go. That's 3 days, 23 hours and 32 minutes of music.