For Creative Writing we were asked to write a terrible poem. So here's mine.

"Cat"
I went to the store
I bought a cat
He ate like a rat
And then he got fat.

My cat he did die
And I was sad
I told my dad
And he got mad.

He gave me time out
And so I thunk
So much that I stunk
And noticed a skunk.

The skunk was like
A very big rat
So then I wished
I had a cat