- "Oh, sorry, Blogger was down for maintenance" would have been a perfect way for me to slack out of not updating this blog today. My procrastination is almost more aggressive than the will to get things done sometimes.
- This would have been a great intentional twist for a high school science class. A real dead guy for your crimonology unit. Can any more be said?
- One word: Jesus-opoly.
- I would like to meet the person behind this brilliant work of vandalism.
Random thought: one last thing I thought about after reading that last sentence:
- I suck at metaphors.