Here are some things I learned/thought in the past day or two:

• "Oh, sorry, Blogger was down for maintenance" would have been a perfect way for me to slack out of not updating this blog today. My procrastination is almost more aggressive than the will to get things done sometimes.
• This would have been a great intentional twist for a high school science class. A real dead guy for your crimonology unit. Can any more be said?
• One word: Jesus-opoly.
• I would like to meet the person behind this brilliant work of vandalism.

There. That wasn't so bad for me. That could have been four blog posts in the past. But no. Today, you get one post in a goodie bag of four fun-sized posts.

Random thought: one last thing I thought about after reading that last sentence:

• I suck at metaphors.