As of this post, I've written 600 posts for this blog. Also as of this writing, I've been keeping this blog for almost four years.
Beat that, you silly Xanga and MySpace people.

Also, I never thought I'd use the word "silly" in my 600th post.

If you go to Valley and are involved in drama, chances are you know quite a few of the people who were involved in the creation of short film Mimes of the Prairie.

polysavage0203 we all live in a yellow submarine
tomamama29: a yellow submarine?
polysavage0203 a yellow submarine.
tomamama29: we all live in a yellow submarine.
polysavage0203: basically
tomamama29: wow
tomamama29: millions of billions of dollars was spent on the development of the internet
tomamama29: so teenagers like us could do things like this.
polysavage0203: lol
polysavage0203: yesss
polysavage0203: thank god

Someone should make a Thanksgiving version of The Ugly Duckling. It would be called "The Ugly Peacock".

You see, there is a little turkey who is somehow accidentally adopted by a family of peacocks. Unbeknownst to him and the family, he is not an ugly peacock, but only an average looking turkey.
The turkey is tormented verbally by his peers for his ugly looks.
Suddenly, one day, the turkey comes upon a field of fellow turkeys! He frolics his newfound family for years to come.

At this point, you would ask the kids hearing the story if they want to meet the star of this story. Of course, they would all shake their heads enthusiastically and clap and cheer. This is where you would bring out the freshly cooked Thanksgiving turkey. Pretty funny, huh?

I'm sure the tears would end after you politely explained to the children that the turkey you just brought out was actually soy.

I think there are a lot of unnecessary phrases in sign language. Like "I'm naked".

In case you were really wondering, the previous post was not meant as sarcasm. Though it does kind of look it, I'll give you that.

To the post:
If you don't read webcomics on a typical basis, you'll probably start to do so with Perry Bible Fellowship, one of the oddest and most creative comics in years. Think "The Far Side" on Vicodin and caffiene, and this is what you get.
The artwork is just as good as the writing (and just as varied), but the comic is updated only Sunday (kind of a shame).

You all amaze me every day.
And for that I must thank you, reading this, personally.

"British heavy metal band Judas Priest was sued over a 1985 suicide pact made by two Nevada schoolboys. One of the two boys survived, and the lawsuit by their families claimed that a 1978 Judas Priest album contained hidden messages. Judas Priest members commented that if they wanted to insert subliminal commands in their music, killing their fans would be counterproductive, and they would prefer to insert the command "buy more of our records"." -Wikipedia

In case you were in oh-so-deep contemplation of why I wasn't at school for part of yesterday and today, it's because I've been having a really bad cold-like headache.

Oh yeah, this is post 592.

I am walking down the hall.
"So my mom's making me read this book," someone says.
"Right," their friend responds.
"It's called 'A Child Called It'."

There is a pause.

"'A Child Called It?'"
"Yes," the book-reader says. "That's the title."

There is another pause.
It finally ends.

"Isn't that the book about the psychotic clown?" asks the friend, frazzled. I know her friend's going to correct her, but...
"I think it is!" the first girl responds. "My mom's weird."
"Yeah," says her friend.

They mix back into the crowd.
I, meanwhile, have just lost a little bit of faith in humanity.