10/29/2005
10/23/2005
10/18/2005
tomamama29: ooh
tomamama29: flamboyant.
dorkbyhabit: i know!
tomamama29: it's such a flamboyant word too!
dorkbyhabit: it seriously is
dorkbyhabit: you can't say it when you're in a bad mood
dorkbyhabit: which is what i discovered for "la la la", you can't be mean and say it at the same time
tomamama29: haha!
tomamama29: that's amazingly true
dorkbyhabit: I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... la, la... la.
tomamama29: flamboyant.
dorkbyhabit: i know!
tomamama29: it's such a flamboyant word too!
dorkbyhabit: it seriously is
dorkbyhabit: you can't say it when you're in a bad mood
dorkbyhabit: which is what i discovered for "la la la", you can't be mean and say it at the same time
tomamama29: haha!
tomamama29: that's amazingly true
dorkbyhabit: I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... la, la... la.
10/10/2005
"My bagel has a hole in it," said the woman sitting at the table behind me.
"Uhh, that's good," said the man sitting across from her.
She looks carefully at her bagel as she spreads cream cheese on it. She is more focused than a thief picking a lock.
"Is this thing necessary?" she says, taking a bite.
"What?" says the man, preoccupied with his newspaper.
"The hole," the woman complained. "I'm unfairly being stolen bagel. This would be totally unacceptable in other foods."
I want desperately to say "this is very true", but I feel now is not the time or place.
"Like, in a burger," she says in mid-mouthful. "If your burger had a hole in the middle, that wouldn't be okay. You'd complain. There had to be a time when bagels lacked holes."
"But what about crustless sandwiches?" the man says, finally getting what's going on. "They aren't unfairly robbing you of sandwich there."
"Yeah, but that's the sandwich perimeter," she explained as if this was geometry. "This is the bagel's core. If they take that from you, who knows what's next?"
"Oh yes," says the man, again involved in his paper. "Who knows? I hear they're making cheese with holes in it."
"Shock," the woman says.
"Uhh, that's good," said the man sitting across from her.
She looks carefully at her bagel as she spreads cream cheese on it. She is more focused than a thief picking a lock.
"Is this thing necessary?" she says, taking a bite.
"What?" says the man, preoccupied with his newspaper.
"The hole," the woman complained. "I'm unfairly being stolen bagel. This would be totally unacceptable in other foods."
I want desperately to say "this is very true", but I feel now is not the time or place.
"Like, in a burger," she says in mid-mouthful. "If your burger had a hole in the middle, that wouldn't be okay. You'd complain. There had to be a time when bagels lacked holes."
"But what about crustless sandwiches?" the man says, finally getting what's going on. "They aren't unfairly robbing you of sandwich there."
"Yeah, but that's the sandwich perimeter," she explained as if this was geometry. "This is the bagel's core. If they take that from you, who knows what's next?"
"Oh yes," says the man, again involved in his paper. "Who knows? I hear they're making cheese with holes in it."
"Shock," the woman says.
10/09/2005
10/08/2005
Muffins
If you dream of eating muffins it is an indication that you like the good things of life, and if you overindulge in them you are likely to care more for luxury then you should. To bake muffins is an omen that you will work hard for your money, but your enjoyment of your success will be all the more sweeter.
-A dream website on seeing muffins in a dream.
If you dream of eating muffins it is an indication that you like the good things of life, and if you overindulge in them you are likely to care more for luxury then you should. To bake muffins is an omen that you will work hard for your money, but your enjoyment of your success will be all the more sweeter.
-A dream website on seeing muffins in a dream.
10/04/2005
10/02/2005
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