As a result of boredom, here's a palindrome I thought up:
"He met system, eh?"
More stuff to come in the coming days. Seriously.

I was watching the news, and they said:
"Firefighters were seen at a local fire today..."
No way, man. I did not expect the firemen to be at a fire! The part about them being at a fire-that was totally necessary. Because usually, it's something like:
"Firefighters were seen today at Dottie's Doughnuts. This is not important, but we just wanted to let you know where your firemen are. In other news, here's a story about a woman and her poodle..."

PS: Expect a summary of "Important and non-important things that happened this year" within the days of this remaining year.

Today is the Christmas Day. Have a good one.

Stream of conscienceness post:

1. This is the first statement.

2. This Christmas, I've received assorted caffeinated candies. They are very good.

3. Do not put assorted caffeinated candies into a caffeinated beverage. Results are usually not good.

4. Woah, it's Friday already. This contributes nothing to the post, but hey, woah.

5. On DVD intros, they put up a disclaimer that says, "If you copy DVDs, you will get arrested and go to jail, and fined too." They should do that with other things. On a bank: "If you rob this bank, you could get arrested and maybe even get in big trouble for killing someone." Maybe I should wear a sign: "Do not attempt to rob or murder. Results could be imprisonment, guilt, and maybe death, if you are in Texas right now."

6. I went up in front of a class a few days ago, and said things. Some of these things were from this blog. These things were supposed to be "humorous". Some of them were. Some of them that I thought were, weren't. Most of them that I thought weren't, were. How nice.

Listerine is blue. It is in a bottle, and kills germs. It can smell good.
The same applies to Windex.

What I'm trying to say is, recycling is environmentally friendly, but be careful unless you want teeth with no fingerprints or smears.

A fun thing to do would be to buy a massage chair, but not tell people that it's a massage chair. Then, once they get comfy in it, get out your remote, and let the fun begin.

Oh yeah, this is the 485th post.

There's seven more days of school left. That's about 49 hours of school left. That's about two days and one hour left. That's about 2,940 minutes left. And that is about 176,400 seconds of school left.
And this is about me being bored.

In the words of this guy: "Rock on, Chicago. Rock over, London. Wheaties: breakfast of champions."

It's not scary in a "eep-it's-scary" way, but I think Salad Fingers is maybe scary in just a "woah-what-the-heck-was-that-creepy-thing-and-what-was-the-point" sort of way.

What happens if you inject botox into a raisin? Sure, you'd get poisoned if you ate them, but they would be like, perfect grapes.