Football game: an event in which people watch people play a game called "football", where they also get angry at the referee, the other team, and often people standing next to them. Somehow, it all evens out.

Half Life 2 is out.
It's running on this computer.

Wow.

This is the best thing I have seen all week.

Read Yes's blog if you want to know what's going on. I'm sitting next to him as he writes it!

The two best quotes to come out of these elections (both from freshmen):

"Dude, Kerry's conceded!"
"Yeah, I know! He's so stuck up!"
"...No, not like, 'conceited'. Like, he gave up."
"...Oh."

And also:

"What do you think of the 'No Child Left Behind' Act"?
"Well, I think it's a good idea...because, uh, I don't think children should be left behind."

When a baby is born, there comes an important and confusing part of their life, and that moment is when they are placed in their crib. When I say crib, I don't mean like "the dwelling and residing place of people who call themselves names like 'P. Diddy", but instead, like, the thing babies sleep in.
So, alright, they put the baby in the crib. Then the parents usually have the crib near the bed where the parents sleep (or at least attempt to).
And the baby is lying there. Going, "Alright, cool. This is nice. More space. I like this." And the baby lies there.
And lies there.

Don't you think that the baby would be confused? At any point at all, see their parents (which they recognize as "those people") lying in their bed, eyes closed, motionless...life would be so much easier if we could find some way to teach babies to sleep.

Ladies, gentlemen, and people, at first, I did not know who to vote for this election. Then, after realizing that I'm not old enough to vote, I decided I'm voting for this guy.