Slinky+Escalator=perpetual motion device

We have a blog for pictures. We have one for text. And now, there's one for audio!

A special message from "Sane" who rarely updates her blog. Not until now!

The Japanese title of "Luigi's Mansion" is "Ruiigi Manshon". Try saying that out loud a few times.

You can adopt animals from the animal shelter, but you can't adopt homeless people from the homeless shelter.

Quote of the day from a teacher to a group of young students:

"Okay, today in drama class we will start out with a warm-up activity so we can get our willies out."

Moments later, she turned around and started giggling to herself.

"Elmo loves the sun!"

This is offically the earliest post on this blog.

An older friend of mine had a girl. She wanted to name her Marsha. The birth certificate said "Martha".
My friend has a lisp.

Contrary to popular belief, bug spray does not help kill a fire, but instead, have opposite results.

It's 10:43 PM. My mom, sister and I are leaving Barnes and Nobel. A random thought hits my mind.
"You know," I said, "you think TCBY is open?"
My mom and sister stared at each other.
"If it is, how about we get some ice cream?"
My mom and sister stared at each other. Then they laughed nervously.
"Seriously," I said.
My mom and sister stared at each other. Nervously.

They were both convinced that TCBY was closed. I said, "Let's go see then. I bet my ice cream tonight that it's open."

To make a long story short: it was. Ice cream tastes much better at 10:55.

Summer is the best time to put posts describing about how there's nothing to put posts.

Today's Perverted-Sounding Thing Said On The News:

"...and here's the winner of the race, coming out of the Viagra car."
(everyone in studio starts laughing madly)

I saw a billboard that said, "You can't have too much of a good thing!"
This made me wonder: did they mean "It is impossible to have a large quantity of a good thing", or did they mean "No! You are not allowed to have too much of a good thing"?

Everyone who reads this, please watch the second video on this page.

Barbercide is what barbers use to kill germs on combs they use. Genocide is the killing of an entire race, geno from a Greek word meaning "race". Therefore, if a barber is to touch barbercide, they will kill themselves.

tomamama29: so: a point, obsessive, and foot size
tomamama29: I think that describes my situation farily well
ImOkWithThat44: lol

See "Febuary 14th, 2004" post for part 1 of 2. This is part 2.