The two best quotes to come out of these elections (both from freshmen):

"Dude, Kerry's conceded!"
"Yeah, I know! He's so stuck up!"
"...No, not like, 'conceited'. Like, he gave up."
"...Oh."

And also:

"What do you think of the 'No Child Left Behind' Act"?
"Well, I think it's a good idea...because, uh, I don't think children should be left behind."