Song: "Victory in Jesus"

Correct Lyrics:
He sought me and bought me with his redeeming blood

Misheard Lyrics:
He socked me and bopped me with his redeeming club

This is one of the most amusing things I've found. It's hypnotizing.

Attack two: successful. ReadJoanna's blog for proof.

(these blog war things are stupider than I thought!)

Top Five Names for a Mime Squad:

5. Mimeographed
4. Thinking Outside of the box
3. Loosing my Mime
2. In Surround Sound Where Available
and the number one name for a mime squad...

1. Insane Mime Posse

Jordan: click here.

First attack.

I think I'd consider this the new insanity test.
(note: you are insane if you stare at the animation for sixty seconds or more and you start laughing or smiling. turn the speakers up.)

I think I'd consider
this is the new insanity test.
(note: you are insane if you stare at the animation for sixty seconds or more and you start laughing or smiling. turn the speakers up.)

I was watching some old episodes of Sesame Street. I came to a disturbing conclusion: the Transylvanian Character, "The Count", has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, by the way.)

Take, for instance, when he started talking about being in his bathtub. "That was me, there! Counting all of those bubbles!" he said in his trademark accent. "It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it! And I bet you wanted to know how many there were," says The Count. "Well, there were (in dramatic voice)Two-hundred-forty four thousand twenty five bubbles!"

A thunder sound effect is played, and The Count laughs maniacally.
"Ha, ha ha ha ha!"

The Count deserves treatment.
Fast.

You are about to see the blog post to end all blog posts. What you will see is a large mass of entrys from people's blogs, all summarized into one short paragraph. This, like posting chat logs onto a blog, will no doubt be one of the newest blog crazes.

THE BLOG POST TO END ALL BLOG POSTS!!!
Sorry about that. Couldn't resist.

While you are sitting there, move your right foot in CLOCKWISE circles. While you are doing that, UI suggest getting one today. There called Stikfas. they range anywhere from 2 to 5 1/2 inches. there action figures that you build and design! they may take a bit to build but there awsome when your done.

P.s. Courtney you and rocked on GOODBYE EARL!!

Wow. I just realized I could combine the horrible stupidness of other people's blogs with the horrible stupidness of mine! This could require no work on my part!

I don't know about you, but I think that the angry chicken I just had was more than angry.

Wow. I actually created a blog war.

Hmm. I wonder where I left those potato chips.

You know, over the past one and a half year's I've had a blog, I've been involved in at least two "blog wars". In case you didn't know, blog wars are when stupid people such as myself make very insulting insults to other blogs, like, "You can't write", "You smell funny", and, "You have an obsession with me, don't you?". Just to let you know, I rarely use that last insult.

These "blog wars" usually do no good. They're just there to be there. There's no point. Kind of like braille on ATM machines.

So, how about we make a blog war that actually has a point? I'm thinking, "World Blog War I" with a roman numeral and everything.

But, if we had a "World Blog War II", would we have blog nazis? I think that could be scary.

Well, this is niche. I have speel chick now. Now I can chick my spelling, and at woks like a charm!

Quick Note: reregirlrules is the screen name of Joanna's sister. You may or may not know Joanna from the critically deconstructivly acclaimed "Pie and Schtuff shtuff" weblog.

reregirlrules: my sole purpose is to talk to you
reregirlrules: I have no life
reregirlrules: obviously
Tom M: hello joanna
reregirlrules: See?
reregirlrules: told you i had no life
reregirlrules has signed off

Tom M: well, I'm reading brittany's blog
Tom M: and darnit, I am confused
Jordan L: posted
Tom M: you're getting maried to ali?
Tom M: well congrats!
Jordan L: dont ask
Tom M: why didn't you tell me?
Tom M: am I invited to the wedding?
Tom M: do you guys have an ice cream machine?
Tom M: do you guys want an ice cream machine?
Jordan L: margerat wes at her house that day
Jordan L: I was in TExas at the time
Jordan L: Texas*
Tom M: so you're cheating on her?!
Tom M: shame!
Jordan L: no
Tom M: i can't believe I'm speaking with you!
Tom M: and just so soon before your wedding!
Jordan L: IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!
Tom M: what do you think ali would say if I mentioned that you were cheating before your marriage?
Jordan L: I point my finger at YOUUUUUUUUUU
Tom M: yes, I did introduce you to that one girl in the hall
Tom M: but she
Tom M: ...she's married!
Tom M: naughty, naughty!
Tom M: very bad!
Tom M: bad bad bad bad bad bad.
Jordan L: your the one who had the affair with your PASTOR!
Tom M: *gasp*
Jordan L: so THERE!
Tom M: HOW DARE YOU INSULT FATHER JONES?!
Jordan L: I will point my finger AGAIN!
Jordan L: well he was with YOU wasnt he?
Tom M: boo-hoo hoo!
Tom M: i'm crying right now!
Tom M: goodbye!
You left the chat by logging out or being disconnected.

You know what I just realized? I'm one of the first local blogs around here. Yup. My blog inspired Erin to make her blog, who inspired a whole bunch of other people to make blogs.

So, if you're wondering why there are all of these blogs in this area and you're angry about it, blame Erin.