This is our first-ever post from an Apple computer! Whoopee.

EWalk879: are you cornfused???
tomamama29: yes I am cornfused
tomamama29: infused with corn
EWalk879: yes...

Second best invention ever: microwavable bacon that does not need to be in the fridge.

Please, go here. I have pictures of stuff.

tomamama29: i'm afraid
EWalk879: why?
tomamama29: i just found out that the state fair has a husband calling contest
EWalk879: a what???
tomamama29: yes, my thoughts exactly
EWalk879: whats a husband calling contest?
tomamama29: i guess the wives call their husbands
tomamama29: at least I hope they're wives

Later...

tomamama29: good
tomamama29: it's a ladies husband calling contest
EWalk879: whats that mean
EWalk879: ?
tomamama29: ladies are the only ones who can do the husband calling
EWalk879: yes

Thanks to the good folks at Conspiracy Net, I now know that Tinky Winky is not gay. Tinky Winky is actually a signal of a nuclear apocolypse.

THIS IS NOT MY BOXMUSH DAIRY!!!!!!!!!! *huff* ooh well. hello people. as you all know(i hope) i am baby no. and i gess this is my friend toma own boxmush dairy. well i have to go talk more about boxmush things latter! bye bye!$$

Lately, material for this thing that you might call a "blog" is currently short. Because of this, I might have my good friend Baby No update my blog every so often as a guest poster. Don't be surprised if you see a post from Baby No, and if you want to have a word with her, please send her an e-mail. I'm sure she'd appriciate it.

Things that I have learned just this week:

-fried twinkies taste better than they sound
-bobo the clown is mean
-bobo the clown thinks i am a "toothpick wearing a hat"


I think I will update this as I go along.

Go to Taco Bell, win gas. Tell me something I didn't know.

WATCH THE PRETTY MESSAGE!

Wow. Most of the local blogs I've been checking up on seem to just be full of "I'm bored. Nothing to do." posts. So, instead of taking the time to slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave over your computer to make a post, just copy and paste generated entries from the Apathetic Online Journal Maker! Your readers what readers? will never know the difference!

Erin told me to update my blog, so I am. Consider this a favor, Erin, because I pity you.