A purple hippo dancing in a thong.
Can't think of much else to say other than that.

There was a class at one of the schools that I went to that was called "ELP". It's basically a class for people who are smart, and so they go into a room with a bunch of other smart kids and take up an hour or so talking about who knows what.

A friend of mine who was in the class was telling me about an interesting thing that happened during the class. The teacher decided to throw out another test at them-not like a graded test, but more of a test that told you things about you that they think that you didn't know, but in reality, probably did know.
The teacher announces out loud to the class, "Okay, everybody, this test is about ELP. This will test your ELP-ness!"

Now, reading it on a screen, it may not sound so funny. But try saying it out loud. Not too loud, because if you're in a public place, people are going to stare at you for sure.
Did you say it out loud? Good. It may take you a while to get it. That's when you need to repeat it. Or ask someone else to say it. It's like saying the words "Sofa Kingdom", or the game Mad Gab. You probably won't understand the joke when reading it, but when you say it out loud, it all makes sense.

Now, after the teacher has said "ELP-ness" a few times, the bored faces of students start to become faces that seem more like "I'm-trying-hard-to-keep-a-straight-face-but-I-think-I'm-going-to-burst-out-laughing" faces.

The teacher passes out the test. "Okay, it's time to test your ELP-ness!"

The snickering commences.

I'm not sure what happened next. But I do know that everyone had a good laugh after class was over.

To: tomamama29@mchsi.com
From: Sunshinegirl1690@aol.com
Date: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 10:18 AM
Subject: The Wiggles. YEAH!




To Whom It May Concern:

I have just seen the best show in the entire history of the world ever. The Wiggles. They are four middle aged men who sing songs for toddlers. they are really kewl. They are British too which makes them even cooler. (However is suspect that the one they call Murrey isn't really British, and made up the accent. That is sick. Decieveing poor, innocent children like that.) (note: i thought that they were australian.)

IN just one episode i learned that fruit salad is "Yummy Yummy" (they wrote a song about it called fruit salad, and all it is is them saying fruit salad, yummy, yummy) (note: it's sad to say that I have that song.) They also have another charecter who sings in this song named Captain Feathersword. ( How clever.)

Another thing I learned on this show is that you should never ever wash your hands before you eat, Because the kitchen oven will start talking too you and all of your friends will eat your food. If you do get caught in this situation, I strongly urge you to NOT listen to the kitchen oven when it talks to you, because then your friends will eat all of your food.

And finally, the last, and most important thing i learned on this wonderous show, is that Octopuses say "Rebop" instead of "hello". This show is on Playhouse Disney, and I strongly hope that you watch it sometime.

Thank you for your time.
M. Allen

Expect a drought of posts in the next few days. Not that anyone cares or anything, but I'm going to be gone for the next week...leaving on Friday.

Sure, they took a song from They Might Be Giants and re-animated it, but the song's still kind of funny. This makes less sense than Japanese pop music.

I don't know why the government would panic if a monkey was playing hockey with kids. But I can understand why the teachers and parents don't want the kids to play with the hockey monkey. It's obvious. This hockey monkey has rabies.

it's one scary song

Potato!

One of the disadvantages of putting your friend's screen name on your blog: people you know may try to talk to people they don't know.

Teenie Is Kutie: hello
EWalk879: whos this?
Teenie Is Kutie: I'm Kerpal
EWalk879: howd u get my sn?
Teenie Is Kutie: you kick my dog
EWalk879: yea
EWalk879: ok
EWalk879: whatever
EWalk879: f*** you
Teenie Is Kutie: you no say f*** you
(Previous message did not go through: EWalk879 has signed off.)

And on another note, the blogger publishing layout has been revamped. Wow, it's pretty.

Ahh, the internet. Made so we can display wonderful drawings that we've made.

Who knows what this world has come to.

tomamama29: hello
cooljewlrules08: hi
tomamama29: do me a favor:
tomamama29: answer this question as honestly as you can
cooljewlrules08: kk
tomamama29: please state the nature of your emergency:
cooljewlrules08: are u tom?
tomamama29: interesting answer

It's supposed to rain soon. The sky is very dark.

I saw two kids walking outside, holding up umbrellas. One was one of the ducky umbrellas, and one was a froggy one. Now, I don't mean that they had froggy or ducky patterns. They had the big pop-up eyes and everything. You've seen them before.

Then I got to thinking: so, metal conducts electricity, right? And umbrellas are, in reality, just metal poles. So, to keep us dry, we stick up metal poles into the sky. It kind of has a drawback, don't you think?

So why not invent a rubber umbrella? I don't know how it'd work. Whoever makes it, I want some royalties.

The next time you speak to someone with some internet chat software, please greet them with "MOO!". Tell them to do the same.

Here's an interesting contest. The idea is for people to vote on their favorite of the ideas of how to spend $25,000, and the winner gets the big bucks.

tomamama29: the complete history of idiots
tomamama29: chapter one: the world is made
EWalk879: heh

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