You have just entered room "Chat 40052147051027160301."
SmartSmiley101 has entered the room.
Thrawn2 has entered the room.
EWalk879: hey! people actually cam
EWalk879: sweet
Thrawn2: hey
tomamama29: yes
SmartSmiley101: hi
tomamama29: people actually can.
SmartSmiley101: im bored
EWalk879: me tooooo
Thrawn2: m2
tomamama29: i'm thinking.
EWalk879: thats a first
tomamama29: yes.
tomamama29: my thoughts involve a fish
SmartSmiley101: ok
tomamama29: and a large truck
tomamama29: look out fishy!
tomamama29: *squish*
tomamama29: and look!
EWalk879: ok
tomamama29: here comes a duck!
tomamama29: and a large truck!
tomamama29: look out ducky!
Thrawn2: squish
tomamama29: *squak*
tomamama29: and look!
EWalk879: oooo i like squack!!
EWalk879: er squak!
SmartSmiley101: wow this is gay
tomamama29: here comes a cockaroach!
tomamama29: and a large truck!
Thrawn2: ya
EWalk879: of course its gay
tomamama29: look out cockaroach!
EWalk879: its a chat
tomamama29: *nothing happens, because cockaroaches are indistructable*
EWalk879: all chats are gay
tomamama29: *except when exposed to fire*
EWalk879: yes they are!
Thrawn2: tru
SmartSmiley101 has left the room.
tomamama29: i'm still here!
EWalk879: so am we
Thrawn2: m2
tomamama29: so am we?
tomamama29: oh, look!
tomamama29: here comes a watermellon!
tomamama29: and a very large truck!
tomamama29: look out mellon!
tomamama29: *splat*
tomamama29: oh, look!
tomamama29: here comes a banana!
tomamama29: and a very large truck!
tomamama29: look out, banana!
EWalk879: are you having fun?
tomamama29: *the truck tumbles over, because it slipped*
EWalk879: with fruit?
tomamama29: and trucks.
EWalk879: this sucks
EWalk879: im leaving my own chat
Thrawn2: yes
EWalk879: bye bye
tomamama29: heh
tomamama29: i stay here!
EWalk879: you do that
tomamama29: oh look!
EWalk879: yoy and kevin can have fun!
EWalk879 has left the room.
tomamama29: here comes a hobo!
tomamama29: and a very large truck!
tomamama29: look out, hobo!
Thrawn2: this is old
tomamama29: *hobos can't talk*
Thrawn2: by
tomamama29: bye!
Thrawn2 has left the room.
tomamama29: all alone
tomamama29: here comes a peacock!
tomamama29: and a very large truck!
tomamama29: look out-ah, forget it
tomamama29 has left the room.

Please listen to the song "Toute Noir". It's some french guy singing a song...with lyrics like "iggishmiggishfiggishwiggashi".

"You know those pants with the hand prints on the butt?" someone said to me. "I wonder how those were made."

"I don't want to know," I said.

There are two things about AOL that I'd like to share with the class:

1. It's a bad ISP.
2. When AOL users are warned by AOL IM users, the AOL users can't tell.

So, non-AOL ISP using people, let us warn the people who use AOL! They will never know! Warning people is stupid and pointless (believe me, I've been warned up to 100%, and nothing happened), so let's all have some stupid and pointless fun!

Woo.

Has anyone ever asked how to do the "safety dance"? The song explains nothing about it, except a few trivial details such as "acting like an imbicile". But you do that in the Macarena, too. Here's what I do know:

1. You look at your hands. The song says so.
2. You can't wear a hat. That is, if you are a man. Because the "Men Without Hats" perform it!
3. You must act like you come from OUT of this world.

...and that's all I've got.

See what happens when a fourth grade class teachers their turkey how to tango.
With a nice dance.

Every year in school, I've had a teacher say to one of our classes, "This is one of the best classes I've ever had." Am I just lucky, or are they just saying that?

Is this real?

PhyscoPenguins02: i have no sympathy 4 stupid animals
PhyscoPenguins02: like roadkill
tomamama29: then I guess you hate the entire human race
PhyscoPenguins02: lol

I was talking to somebody who got a detention today. It was because they were chewing gum. You probably know that it's not often allowed in most schools.
If you didn't, now you do.

"But I don't get it," they said. "I know that you can't chew gum in school. But a 30 minute detention? This is my first time!"
They later continued, with, "And he took it real personally, too. It was like it was a huge insult to him!"
"Maybe his parents were killed by gum makers?" I suggested. That didn't help too much.

One time I did ask a teacher why we can't chew gum in school. They said, "Because, if you choke on it, we'll be held liable." To that I say: no. Good guess, but I don't think that's the real reason.

Even if the school was held liable for us choking on gum, would that mean that if we choked on our lunch, that the school would still be liable? Even if it's from somewhere else? Does this mean that I could "accidentaly" choke on my lunch and make big bucks from a lawsuit? Yeah, right.

It's probably because nobody likes gum in places that it doesn't belong. Gum should only be in one's mouth or the trash after it has been consumed (or is that chewed?). Nobody wants to see it underneath a desk. Why not just say that?

I'm done now.

"That coat is gay," I heard someone say to someone else. And then the gears in my head started to turn.

If their coat was gay, as that someone else said, does this mean that the coat is attracted to other coats of the same sex? Does this mean that coats are either male or female? How can you tell the difference? Do coats even have sexual prefrences?
If that is true, are underwear and boxers male or female? If they are, could, in a matter of speaking, your underwear or boxers be raping you? Without you knowing it?

See, when I start thinking, I start thinking. Enough said.

tomamama29: i think that santa claus is a communist.
SiNgnDiVenStAr17: cool
tomamama29: seriously
tomamama29: he pays his elves nothing, gives them "what they need" (ditto for the reindeer), gives the kids "what they need". why does he do it? for the common good of the children!
SiNgnDiVenStAr17: your weird saunt is cool not cimmonunist
SiNgnDiVenStAr17 signed off at 10:16:44 PM.

I remember, a few years ago, a teacher was discussing our new project. I believe it was a storybook. She said that we must have PERFECT drawings and it must look EXCELLENT. When asked, "What if we're not good at drawing?", she said, "You guys all go to art class! You should be able to draw well!"

This annoyed me for the whole day. And even a few days afterwards. The comment just made no sense. I mean, six years of drawing (bad) pictures will not make you a wonderful artist. That's like saying that attending a class on ESP will make you have ESP. It just doesn't work that way.
I've been in school for nearly all of my life, and in kindergarden, like most kids, my handwriting was really bad. After being in school for many years more, my handwriting is still bad. It's improved. But it's still bad.

I have no idea why I just typed all of that up. Might as well post it.

Click.

EWalk879: its 9 oclock on a saturday....
tomamama29: no it is not.
EWalk879: .....theres an old man sittin next to me making love to his tonic and gin...
tomamama29: scary.
EWalk879: ...he says son can you play me a melody!?!...
tomamama29: run away!
EWalk879: .......play us a song your the piano man...
EWalk879: billy joel
EWalk879: piano man
tomamama29: billy joel is sitting next to you?
EWalk879: yes
tomamama29: and you're a "son"?
EWalk879: no
EWalk879: not that i know of...
tomamama29: i think mr. joel is drunk.
EWalk879: hes the piano man!
tomamama29: yeah.

"Do leaves taste like candy to catapillars?" asked a girl in my science class.
"I don't know," I said to them. "I'd have to ask one."
"Will you do that for me?" they asked.
"Next time I see a talking catapillar."
"Okay. Thanks."

Brittany now has blog. Plug, plug plug.

Ah, E3 has started. You know what that means?

Yup. More info on Half-Life 2.

September 30th is coming fast. And it better be on time.

Another boring day on the bus. A kid playing Yu-Gi-Oh (which I believe is one of the most annoying games ever) speaks up.

"I think cows are the only animals meant to inturupt," he said. All of the players stare at him. Even I'm staring at him, and I'm sitting five seats away from them (because I don't feel like hearing about how someone's Cyberjar will "so totally beat your Megalord-Two-Point-Five").
"No, really," he continued. "Because whenever I'm talking, and I get inturupted, I just yell out 'INTURUPTING COW!' and everyone shuts up."
Their game resumes.

As for me, I'm sitting back, looking out the window, thinking about the logicstics of that situation. I then come to a conclusion that yelling "INTURUPTING COW" will catch people off guard, therefore stopping whoever in whatever they're doing.

And, if you really want to make someone shut up, you can yell out "OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT NAKED GUY RUN!".
I haven't tried that one, but I think I will.

"My mom doesn't like Mother's Day," she said to the entire class.
"She doesn't get why she should be praised for having me."

The class goes silent. The only thing you can hear is the girl chewing her gum. She breaks the silence, and says,
"...and I don't get what that means."

I think, therefore I am, therefore I am not.

There's not been much to speak of this week. Sorry.
I decided to copy this off of Ally's Blog, who she copied from...someone...else.
So here we go.

1.name: Toma
2.d.o.b.: Maybe you mispelled "deb"?
3.location: Here.
4.religion: Christian
5.occupation: Preoccupied.

APPEARANCE
1.hair: Yes.
2.eyes: I think so.

STYLE
1.clothing: Yes. (enough with the yes's)
2.music: Hmmm...Haywood Banks, Blue Man Group, whatever I'm listening to.
3.make up: your mind.
4.bodyart: Like, tattoos? Erm...no.

RIGHT NOW
1.wearing: NOTHING! HAHAHAHA heh, sorry. Jeans, "life is good" shirt, jacket.
2.listening to: Commercials on the radio.
3.thinking of: Something witty to post onto this blog.

LAST THING YOU
1.bought: Music Mixer Console thingy. It cost $99 at Best Buy, and I got it new for $8. Oh yeah.
2.ate & drank: Quizno's sandwich, lemonade.
3.read: What I'm writing right now.
4.watched on tv: Animal Crossing...okay, so I was playing a video game.

EITHER / OR
1.club or houseparty: Houseparty.
2.tea or coffee: Both, please.
3.achiever or slacker: I'd answer this, but I'm too lazy. (that answer your question?)
4.beer or cider: I prefer lemonade.
5.drinks or shots: Drink of pop. I don't like it when the doctor gives me shots. It's all pokey.
6.cats or dogs: Cats.
7.single or taken: Taken by whom? Like, abducted by aliens?
8.pen or pencil: Typewriter.
9.gloves or mittens: None.
10.food or candy: Technically, candy is food, right? So, I guess I like food.
11.cassette or cd: MP3.
12.coke or pepsi: I'll have both, please. (wow. a coffee and tea and now coke and pepsi? that's about 425 mg of caffiene! i'm gonna have to pee, too!)
13.hard or mild alcohol: None.
14.matches or a lighter: heeheehee...me like fire...
15.sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: Heh, I like Ally's response. "are those the names of porno movies or something?"
16.Rickie lake or oprah winfrey: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

WHO DO YOU WANT TO
1.kill: Nobody in particular.
2.hear from: Anybody who wants to talk to me.
3.get really wasted with: I wouldn't.
4.look like: Me.
5.avoid: People running down the street naked, screaming "SHUT UP YOU VOICES!". (really, wouldn't you avoid them, too?)

LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
1.touched: Myself, when I was scratching my head moments ago.
2.talked to: Me mum.
3.hugged: I do not remember.
4.instant messaged: A bot.
5.kissed: A moose.
6.who broke your heart: That durned moose!

WHERE DO YOU
1.eat: Wherever I'm served food.
2.dance: On the streets. Because life is a muscial, right?
3.cry: Hmm...I try not to.
4.wish you were: In a nice, blue padded room. Oh. Wait. I am.

HAVE YOU EVER
1.Dated one of your best friends? Not that I know of...
2.Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? No.
3.Drank alcohol? If I did, I don't remember it.
4.Done drugs? Only what the doctor prescribes.
5.Broken the law? No, but I have broken my arm.
6.Ran away from home? Nope.
7.Broken a bone? Oh, yeah.
8.Cheated on a test? No, it was the test! And our relationship was going just so well! (sob)
9.Skinny dipped? I've taken a bath. Does that count?
10.Played Truth Or Dare? Yup.
11.Flashed someone? Nope.
12.Mooned Someone? No. But someone down the street is doing that to me...oh, wait...that's their face...
13.Kissed someone you didn't know? Nope.
14.Been on a talk show/game show? Not technically.
15.Been in a fight? Mentally? Against who? Myself? Others? Plenty non-physical with many-including myself.
16.Ridden of a fire truck? You mean, like, got rid of one?
17.Been on a plane? Yeah.
18.Come close to dying? Nope.
19.Cheated on your Boy/Girlfriend? I don't remember. I don't remember even having one.
20.Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride? I'm not sure of this one.
21.Eaten a worm/mud pie? Dirt dessert, yes.
22.Swam in the ocean? Of course! Who hasn't?
23.Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? Yes. And some that I would not like to wake up from.

note: i just now realized that there are two usb ports on the front of this new computer! that's six!

WHAT IS
1.The most embarrassing CD in your collection? I've actually got a "The Wiggles" CD. Fruit salad. Yummy yummy.
2.Your bedroom like? It has a bed.
3.Your favorite thing for breakfast? Whatever's there.
4.Your favorite thing for lunch? A good sandwich.
5.Your favorite thing for dinner? A good steak and potato.
6.Your favorite Restaurant? Hmm...I don't know.


ARE YOU
1.A Vegetarian?: Nope. (I can just here the chickens reading my blog running away now.)
2.A Good Student?: You mean, like, good grades? Yeah. I do pretty well for not liking school.
3.Good At Sports?: Nope!
4.wakeboarding/snowboarding...ect?: I can...but this question technically says "Are you wakeboarding/snowboarding?". And...I guess I'm not right now. So no.
5.A Good Singer?: I can kill with one note.
6.A good Actor/Actress? Some say so.
7.A deep sleeper? Deep? Like, sleep well? I don't think.
8.A Good Dancer?: Hah. Depends on your definition of good.
9.Shy?: When I need to be.
10.Outgoing?: When I need to be.
11.A good storyteller?: I'm not sure. I'd have to ask someone.
12.Last words?: What, are you going to shoot me?
13.Yes.: Oh dear.

There are good things and bad things about blogs. A good thing is that people can express themselves even if they know nothing about the internet. A bad thing is that 95% of blogs are bad.

tomamama29: you should try IMing random people
tomamama29: saying, "i can see you"
EWalk879: no
tomamama29: and stuff like "i like your new gap shirt"
tomamama29: every so often, you find somebody wearing a gap shirt
tomamama29: and they get really freaked out
EWalk879: yes
tomamama29: i'm doing that right now
EWalk879: thats good
tomamama29: yes

tomamama29: i don't care who anybody likes, unless it's amusing
EWalk879: o (censored)! did she tell you?
tomamama29: yeah
EWalk879: figures
EWalk879: so you know im a lesbo
tomamama29: yeah
EWalk879: yep
EWalk879: and that i think you a total hottie!
tomamama29: that's going on my blog for sure.
EWalk879: no
tomamama29: because this is good material
EWalk879: NO

Peace treaty: We are now not at war. We eat pie in peace!


X..Erin
X..Toma


note: we do not agree to any signatures with joanna.

tomamama29: i like doughnuts
EWalk879: kristin is a doughnut
tomamama29: can I eat her?
tomamama29: no
tomamama29: it is not a good idea to eat a talking doughnut

It's very strange when three people that you know call you from another state. Why? Just because.

And then...

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

It was like...

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

...and I was devoured!...and like...

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

and...it was like...

Somebody was talking to me today about a retirement home. They said that it was very nice. They also said that it had a pool. They said that this pool had a waterslide.

I then imagined old people in bathing suits going down a twisty waterslide.

Is it just me, or does that sound depressing?

Tony Blair and George Bush have something to tell you. Because, if you have any money, they'll spend all of it. At the gay bar.

Gay bar.

Gay bar.

I never knew they had such feelings for each other...and the musical talent!

(please watch this one. it's hilarious. and not perverted, if that's what you wanted to know.)

Please read Erin's blog. After that, read the following text.



Well, you smell funny, Erin.