It's supposed to rain soon. The sky is very dark.
I saw two kids walking outside, holding up umbrellas. One was one of the ducky umbrellas, and one was a froggy one. Now, I don't mean that they had froggy or ducky patterns. They had the big pop-up eyes and everything. You've seen them before.
Then I got to thinking: so, metal conducts electricity, right? And umbrellas are, in reality, just metal poles. So, to keep us dry, we stick up metal poles into the sky. It kind of has a drawback, don't you think?
So why not invent a rubber umbrella? I don't know how it'd work. Whoever makes it, I want some royalties.