Another Magpoem:

a canvas which is made with color
every sculpture means surreal experiments
a masterpiece

I'm bored and writing magpoetry. The only one I can use now is the artist kit, so here's a poem.

"create harmony when angry
imagine paint on our canvas
green and latex free"

"I thought A's were only meant for brainy kids.
Meant for someone else
but not for me.
What's the use of trying?
All you get it pain.
Concenents and vowels all seem so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
But with my teacher's help!
Now I'm an achiver!
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind! I'm so smart!
(oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!)
I'm an achiver, I can spell any word if I try!"

Our school PTC writes songs such as theese to boost morale. Riiiiight.

Blogger isn't working well right now. Well, at least for me.

In other news, NSYNC is out! Frank Sinatra is in!

according to our music teacher sub.

Corny Joke that my mom actually used:

"Anyone have to use the bathroom?" the mother asks, before she leaves the house. "Speak now or forever hold your pee."

I did it! I gotta googlewhack! What's a googlewhack, you ask? It's when you search for two words (real words), and you try to see if they equal one result. I found one out (and it's mine!)! It's:

macroeconomist blemish

Even though no one cares, wheeeeeee!

I just realized something. On TV, radio and computers, we can make fun of the amish people all we want. And they'll never notice. Now, I'm not saying that we should all start making fun of the amish people, but it's just a thought that popped up in my head. I dunno. Speak to the amish meatloaf about it.

Isn't it annoying when people say "Oh, I hate my art!" and they just want to draw attention? Then people say "Oh, it's good!" and go on and on.....

Notice the little thing at the top of the page that says "I am feeling" or whatever? It's a new feature to this site, and it's from imode. It's free, and it's fun, so try it out. Yeeah. And as of this writing, it says I am feeling poetic. I'm using little magnetic poetry thingies, and it's fun. Magponess will be posted tommorow.

I'm sittin' next to Drew now! We're both doin' the blog thing!
"Hey Drew," I say, making sure my head doesn't hit Wise Maeshal, sitting over, looking at the screen.
"We're doin' the blog thing, aren't we?"
Pause.
"Yes, we are."
Indeed, we are.

Drew: Click here to e-mail me.

I'm in school, inside recess, and I'm doin' the blog thing. "Look at me!" I yell, grinning.
"I'm doin' the blog thing!"
"Shut up!" the kid next to me yells, obviously annoyed by my yelling, trying to do this strange thing you do at school...work? I dunno.
I cough.
Pause.
"You're just mad that I can do something you can't."
Blink, blink.
"Look," he says to me, annoyed, or something. "I'm trying to do this thing. It's called work. Get it?" He turns around and goes back to his work.
More pause.
I then grin, then whisper. "I'm doin the blog thing."
He curses, turns around, and stares.
"You....." I censor the words he says. "I want you to SHUT up! Ya get that? Shut up!"
Pause.
I guess I'm doing the blog thing.

Shouldn't this letter "W" be not prenounced "double-you" but, "double-vee"?
That's right.
Double-v.
I mean, when I type this little w on the computer, it looks like two v's. Like vv. Two v's. Not like uu, but vv. It works.

And how would one find out what the word "dictionary" means?
"Hey, Ed, wha's dictionary mean?"
"I dunno, Bill. Les' go look 'er up in the dictionary!"

Okay, I'm already bored with this layout. We may be going back to fruity fruit.

Wow, yet another big hit on this blog. Two people sitting next to me (Dr3\/\/ and 84dy in l33t) are listening to the "Calling with Cleo" that I forgot about that was pasted as a test the blog. Now "You're a libra, arncha' darlin'?" is a catchphase between us, and no, you can not be in on it.

Well, if you're wondering what the previous thingy was about, I was trying to change the colors of the site. I think I got it all done (hey, I'm a newbie to HTML).

I hope this works.

I got bored and decided to change the layout. If you don't like it, that's tough. If I don't like it after a while, then I'll change it. I have complete power! Tis I! I! I!

Mwhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahohoahahaohaoahahahacheese.
(as you can tell, it's been a long day.)

My friend, Wise Philosiphical Maeshal will give us wise philosiphical thoughts on life. He is not l33t, but is close.

"What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?"

"What's the difference between the pancake and a flapjack?"

"What if BLUE was spelled R-E-D?"

"I'm a Dancing Zucchini!!!"

"If you have read Toma's poem, I can assure you this is a lot more helpful."

(Note: He just informed me that he swiped a few of theese off of Napkin, so if one of the quotes are yours, talk to him about it. Even if you can't talk to him, use some magic telepathic powers to speak to him)

My friend sitting next to me is listening to a chineese talk show about a guy with brain problems, but the talk show host seems to not agree with the fact that the other guy has mental problems. It's about as complicated as an average american soap opera.

I had a great ramble/rant about l33tness in our school uploaded last night, but the computer crashed. Go figure. For your pleasure (or not), I will speak in l33t.

4r3 y0u 1337? 1337|\|3Sz iz i|\/|p0r74|\|7 if y0u \/\/a|\|7 70 b3 l33t. 7h3r3 4r3 |\/|a|\|y \/\/ayz 70 sp311 d4 \/\/0rd l33t. I7 ca|\| b3 "l33t" 0r "1337". Ph34r |\/|y l33t ski11z!

See? I am a good l33t talker. I feel sorry for anyone who walks by me right now, wondering, "What the heck does that thing say?"

To quote from a TV show that a few of you probbably watch that is coming on in a bit:

"I am a landstander!"
"Mmmmm-hmmmm, and what's that mean?"
"I...stand...on land."

And, wouldn't it be weird to live in Indiana? They don't have Daylight Saving (and it's not a typo, it's really supposed to be daylight saving time) Time over there, but they probbably have Daylight Savings (yes, I mean to put savings there, you'll soon find out) Sales. That's probbably where the "s" comes in. "Save save save on couches at Bobby Knight's furniture store for daylight savings time! If you get there at 2:00 AM (which you can't because there is no 2:00 AM during saving time, unless your one of those Indiana folk), with purchase of a couch, he'll throw in a chair FREE! Yes, that's right! FREE FREE FREE! Don't let Sofa Kingdom lead you astray, go to Bobby Knight's!"

I saw a kid crying today at school. It's kind of sad, people kept coming up to him and asking, "Are you okay?". No offense, but that's really a stupid question. I mean, what do they expect you to say? "No, I'm just crying for the fun of it"? And then they ask, "What happened?". I quote Papa Ghandi, who said to me, "That sometimes makes you feel worse, when people ask why." He does have a point. It's reminding you of the situation all over again.

And on a lighter (or not) note, Big Brother 3 is coming to the airwaves over this summer. They're sending over an "Open Casting Call" to one of the nearby (or not in my case, as it takes about an hour and a half to get there from here) malls. On the ads for TV, I thought it was quite funny how they kept saying "YOU MUST BE OVER THE AGE OF 21." Oh, really? Darn it! I wanted to try out! (sigh) Oh, well!