2/28/2002

Anyone ever play the most addictive game ever (next to Tetris)? That game is Bust a Move/Puzzle Bobble, staring the two lizard creatures from Bubble Bobble, Bub and Bob. The object of the game is to eliminate all of the bubbles/balls off of the screen without having them cross a little line. You destroy the bubbles by shooting the same colorred bubble at them, so there are three or more of the same bubble attached to each other. Just go out to your local arcade, or buy it for GBA, GBC, PS1, PS2, and so on.
Buy it. It's the most addictive game...no, THING that you shall ever play.

2/26/2002

One of my friends in ELP (extended learning program) were walking down a hallway in a school. Next to them was the ELP teacher, who has a grudge against my one friend. He was wearing those kind of pants that make that "woosh, woosh" sound as you walk because the pants rub against each other, and usally have zippers at the bottom (to turn them into shorts). Walking by was another teacher, who was just...walking. Well, the ELP teacher needed to complain about the pants, and did so. She said:

"Your pants are so loud. You need to think. You need to think."

The teacher walking by was giggling slightly, thinking of how ridiculous the event was. My friend was thinking at the time "Well, what else am I supposed to do? Walk like a constipated idiot?" It's amazing what just the grudge over another person does to you.

2/25/2002

It seems that AIM bots are sweeping the internet by storm. Many with helpful information, many with not-so-helpful information, and many that just talk and say stupid things. One of my favorite bots (not using AIM) is JabberWacky, an odd bot that can be quite...intereresting. I just recently had this conversation with Jabberwacky (slightly edited because of language):

Me:Yay! What's the prize?.
JW:A shiny new sock.
Me:Moo moo moo said the monkey to the sock.
JW:Cow cow cow.
Me:Mad cow cow.
JW:Nor me I don't eat animals.
Me:I like to jump on the bed..
JW:I like to do jumping jacks.
Me:I like to do push ups..
JW:I luv fun thing.
Me:I really don't know what you mean.
JW:So.
Me:No matter..
JW:Fine, you are in my car in london..
Me:Let's drive to a kabuka!.
JW:Are you suicidal?
Me:Yup..
JW:Well?.
Me:Let's drive to a kabuka!.
JW:What should we do?
Me:Drive to a kabuka..
JW:Lead the way.
Me:Vrrroommm!.
JW:Oh ho.
Me:Merry Christmas, Santa.
JW:And a happy New Year.

2/24/2002

Just checked my e-mail. It seems that this link really got people coming to this page. How?
I was allowed by a sub. teacher in the computer lab to update my blog. Once I updated it, the friend sitting next to me who failed their Hot Dog Stand (a game in the school) asked me where the page was located. I typed the URL into his computer, and the fruity greenness page layout I selected was seen by him. It seemed that the layout really popped out around the computer lab, for a few people were asking me to tell the URL. I did, and eventually, someone found
the link to the song and animation of "I Only Live Twice", with the music by the Tokyo Folk Crusaders and the actual animation done by legnog.com. Soon enough, people were crowding around the computer showing the animation, laughing. Natrually, they all asked for the URL, and found the link. During that whole hour, 29 kids quickly viewed the site, and then went to the link. I was surprised there was so much commotion over the video. A few students couldn't even get to the animation, for too many people were on the site at a time! I'm just amazed that so many people visited the site (even though 29 isn't a lot, but I'm new to Blogs) on that one day, but on the Friday on the same week, I got sixteen page views! I know, that doesn't mean the visited the site, but just quickly looked it over.
Arrgh. Sorry about the "ooh, look at me, I'm better than you are" rant. I'm just excited, darnit.
Useless Rambling Day

An evil flappy ducky ran across the pond, expecting to be the first person in the world to be the last person to discover something that did not exist. This did not trouble the ducky, and he jumped high in the air, and was grabbed by an airplane named Car. Car was a nice airplane, but people would make fun of Car for Car was a name for a car, and Car is an airplane. This depressed Car, so he decided to crash into the nearest tree.
He did.
There was a large crash, as a nearby student decided to go back in time, to be the first person to discover something that did not exist.
He went back in time, and this is what he saw.
An evil flappy ducky ran across the pond, expecting to be the first person in the world to be the last person to discover something that did not exist. This did not trouble the ducky, and he jumped high in the air, and was grabbed by an airplane named Car. Car was a nice airplane, but people would make fun of Car for Car was a name for a car, and Car is an airplane. This depressed Car, so he decided to crash into the nearest tree.
He did.
There was a large crash, as a nearby student decided to go back in time, to be the first person to discover something that did not exist.
He went back in time, and this is what he saw.
An evil flappy ducky ran across the pond, expecting to be the first person in the world to be the last person to discover something that did not exist. This did not trouble the ducky, and he jumped high in the air, and was grabbed by an airplane named Car. Car was a nice airplane, but people would make fun of Car for Car was a name for a car, and Car is an airplane. This depressed Car, so he decided to crash into the nearest tree.
He did.
There was a large crash, as a nearby student decided to into the future, and visit tommorow. The student was wearing a red shirt, and danced at three o clock every day.
He

2/22/2002

Before I start my rambling, I will start with an advertisement. I just ate some of those boneless chicken wings from Chile's, an' they taste good.
Yummy.


Now, the rambling. It seems like nowadays, MTV is showing anything but music. Example: I was flipping through the channels on TV, and found one of the most nonsensical (in an annoying, slightly stupid way) shows on television was on MTV. It was the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants on Nick. Now, don't get me wrong, Spongebob can make me chuckle every so often, but Spongebob on MTV?!?!?! It's Music Television. Heck, I even saw Ren and Stimpy, another (former) Nick show on the airwaves. It was weirder than Spongebob ("It's Log! Log! "), full of music ("Happy Happy Joy Joy!"), and full of potty humor. They still are stuck in Nickolodeon's minds, for when you go to Nickolodeon Studios in Universal Studios Orlando, you can see a sign with Ren and Stimpy, who obviously really have to go to the bathroom. (no, they're not going in their pants.) And ironicly, the sign reads, "Restrooms", and contains an arrow pointing towards the restrooms. Now, Ren and Stimpy are on VH1.

By the way, I mentioned so many company names and trademarks, related trademarks, and so on, so remember, all trademarks and copyrights are property of their owners (which are not me, obviously).

2/21/2002

Because bunnies seem to be a popular topic nowadays, I will write a haiku about bunnies.

"Bunnies"

Happy bunny bounce
Bounce across the green green field
Eating carrots-Yum!


Now, for a haiku about ventriliquist dummies.

"Dummies"

Stick hand up the butt
Make it say some stupid things
As you throw your voice.


Note: I know theese haikus are bad-that's what they're here for.

2/20/2002

I've been finding many weird things recently.
Most of them, as I mentioned a few days ago, are in a foriegn language. But an odd theme has been going on as I find theese new werid things...they all have to do with one thing.
Bunnies.
Yes, bunnies. In some way, they have to do with bunnies. And oddly enough, I posted a little thing about "Scribbly Bunny Productions" (which also has to do with bunnies, if you haven't figured it out already). I have concluded with one point.
Bunnies are coming into our pop culture, and they don't plan to leave. Here are the links. First off:

Un Lapin-The song of a bunny with a gun. It's in French, by the way. (Always in another language!)

and...

BST (Bunny Survival Tests) -Testing the survival of marshmellow bunnies. (The microwave one is my favorite, due to the fact that I once put a few marshmellows in a microwave, causing quite a mess.)

2/19/2002

Okay, people. I made a huge error on this blog right here, so I advise you to NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK!!! It's a link that's been made to a wrong site that I DID NOT want this to link to be here.
DO NOT CLICK THIS!
I'm sitting in the computer lab right now, at our school. The person sitting next to me is playing a game called "Hot Dog Stand", where you sell hot dogs. It's similar to The Lemonade Game (I'll add a link as soon as I get home...or as soon as I feel like it.), an online game where you sell...well, lemonade. Currently, he's going bankrupt, for his goal to meet is $1000, and he's decided to sell hot dogs for $1000 each.
They didn't sell very well, as you might guess.

2/18/2002

Scribbly Bunny Productions is now open for buisness!
The Scribbly Bunny (who is named Paco) will be your guide for great books from the Scribbly Bunny Productions Group! Paco likes silly stories, especialy stories about ducks who say QUACK! Paco for President (of Scribbly Bunny Productions)!!!!!

Note: The current President of Scribbly Bunny is not a Bunny, nor is Scribbly. Paco is merely the logo of Scribbly Bunny Productions.

I'll scan a picture of Paco as soon as I can get the president of Scribbly Bunny to draw him again.-Toma

2/17/2002

"'H3y, j00 d00d! I 0w|\|z j00! Ph34r my l33t 5ki11z!!!'
Now you can talk like a l33t hax0r3r, too!"


Just imagine that ad popping up on TV. The non-computer users (and many of the computer users) would be all confused by this cryptic message. It's like jumping out in the middle of a street and yelling "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" and having a friend jump out and yell "WHAT YOU SAY?!?!" in response. But anyway, back to the subject.
I just recently found a l33t to English (or vice versa) translator on the internet for download. It's quite fun to ICQ your friends with the words "H3y, j00 d00d! H0w 4r3 j00?" as they respond back in the annoying, cryptic online slang:
"ok wats rong with u"
I seriously talk to a friend on the internet (known as Papa Ghandi) who speaks in that kind of slang. I've had a few conversations with him where he says
"did u no tat r gren paket is do tomoro?"
and I respond with,
"Excuse me?".
Now, the great response: "Ph34r my l33t 5ki11z!!!"

2/15/2002

I'm really bored with winter. It's only snowed a "real" snow just once (it's too confusing to explain to people in Florida), it's become hot/cold on and on, and so on. At school, people have often joked that it's snowing in California when we have 64 degree weather, which is pretty good for winter. I bet that we're going to get snow all summer long.
I just know it.

2/13/2002

Ever seen The Tom Green Show? Every so often, he used to do a segment called "Celebrity Watching". This is where he'd go out in public and point out people that look a lot like celebrities, by walking up to them and saying things like "Oh! You're Bob Barker!". I think we all have some of those moments, where we see a guy who looks kinda like Kurt Warner, or whatever. I just had one of those moments a hour or so ago.

It was the end of the school day, and we were getting on the bus. Suddenly, I realize that the bus driver is not our regular bus driver. It's...Coronial (I think I mispelled it) Sanders. Yes, he looked very much like him, glasses and all. He wasn't wearing a white suit like the animated Coronial Sanders wears in the commercials, he was wearing a sweatshirt and jacked worshiping the Dallas Cowboys. I was very tempted to ask him if I could have a bucket of fried chicken, but I'd probably regret it later on in life.

2/12/2002

It's fun to search the internet for random things. Most of the time you either come across some site in French about a guy's chicken plantation, or you find something like this. It's a video full of what appears to be Japanimation critters singing a song about drinking in Heaven. Confused? Go to the page, and all will make sense.