My friend, Wise Philosiphical Maeshal will give us wise philosiphical thoughts on life. He is not l33t, but is close.
"What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?"
"What's the difference between the pancake and a flapjack?"
"What if BLUE was spelled R-E-D?"
"I'm a Dancing Zucchini!!!"
"If you have read Toma's poem, I can assure you this is a lot more helpful."
(Note: He just informed me that he swiped a few of theese off of Napkin, so if one of the quotes are yours, talk to him about it. Even if you can't talk to him, use some magic telepathic powers to speak to him)